Saharame's absurde diary
It ain’t over yet!

stiles-stilinski-dirty-blog:

He gave us Stiles’s name and all but there’s still one more mystery. WHO THE FUCK IS GREENBERG??????

REBLOG IF YOU WANNA KNOW WHO GREENBERG IS!!!!!!

Originally posted by teenwolfstydia

averyautisticgayinspace:

lieutenantriza:

my favorite thing i’ve learned in college is that way back in ancient china there was this poet/philosopher guy who wrote this whole pretentious poem about how enlightened he was that was like “the eight winds cannot move me” blahblahblah and he was really proud of it so he sent it to his friend who lived across the lake and then his friend sends it back and just writes “FART” (or the ancient Chinese equivalent) on it and he was SO MAD he travels across the lake to chew his friend out and when he gets there his friend says “wow. the eight winds cannot move you, but one fart sends you across the lake”

I found a source for this – the poet was Su Dongpo and his friend was Foyin.

just-shower-thoughts:

If you were to randomly teleport somewhere on earth, you’d probably drown.

just-shower-thoughts:

The older I get the more I see people as grown up children

just-shower-thoughts:

When hungry, I check the fridge, then the pantry. If I don’t find anything, I lower my standards and repeat.

holyromanhomo:
“ oh-the-cleverness-0f-me:
“ bang:
“ its like Papaw but a million times worse
”
For those of you who don’t know the context here, that woman lived in a period when women couldn’t vote and was meeting the nation’s first female...

holyromanhomo:

oh-the-cleverness-0f-me:

bang:

its like Papaw but a million times worse

For those of you who don’t know the context here, that woman lived in a period when women couldn’t vote and was meeting the nation’s first female presidential candidate.

The second photo is her watching one of the most qualified women in history with 30+ years geopolitical experience lose to a racist, sexist yam in a hair piece.

This is going to genuinely haunt me

just-shower-thoughts:

I don’t like watching movies on my phone because I can’t mess around on my phone while watching the movie.