Saharame's absurde diary

cookie-eat-me:

anothercleverjedimindtrick:

h0ney-dipped:

buzzfeed:

OH COME ON

bruh plz

I shouldn’t have , but I lost it over Rosetta Stone.

This kind of stupidity should be illegal. Please.

cocorosalie:

iwilleatyourenglish:

magicalgirlfriends:

のほも is such a good word?? the concept is kind of hard to fully get across in translation, but basically it means a feeling of pure, deep, platonic affection, and i think thats beautiful

how many people do you think reblogged this without knowing what it actually says

I spend about 72% of my day laughing at these posts jesus christ

pls send more

onemultiplefandom:

bitchesaloud:

plot twist

THIS WAS THE CUTEST PLOT TWIST EVER

a simplified guide to sexualities
homosexual: sexually attracted to homer simpson
pansexual: gets off to various kitchen utensils
asexual: gets turned on by the first letter of the latin alphabet
demisexual: sexually attracted to you if and only if your blood is half divine
bisexual: can only have sex with two people ever. choose wisely
heterosexual: can only be satisfied by macklemore
tastefullyoffensive:

[mictwitty]
chopper or brook!

violariku:

why not both